John Mulaney – New In Town – “Home Alone 2”



John Mulaney wishes that he had been a Def Jam comic when “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” came out.

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42 Replies

  1. Nyxiel Reply

    This guy sounds kind of like Spider-ham

  2. hungwilliam Reply

    the length of these standup videos are annoyingly short. fuck you youtube

  3. Its A me Reply

    I thought you were gonna say home alone 2

  4. I D Reply

    Still trying to figure out why he's considered funny.

  5. Leo Reply

    The horse and dog joke is absolutely hysterical.

  6. yves wes Reply

    "you simple bitch" is my catchphrase now

  7. Evie Long Reply

    YOU'RE PLANNING YOUR FUTURE, VERONICA SAWYER!

  8. John Nieves Reply

    "Eleven up and one over you simple bitch" I am now a John Mulaney fan

  9. Alex Blake Reply

    "And her name was Veronica-"
    Me, immediately belting the lyrics to Freeze Your Brain: "You're planning your future, Veronica Sawyer, you'll go to some colege and marry a lawyeeerrr- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist."

  10. madelin eberle Reply

    “where you wanna go 35th and 6? 11 up and 1 over you simple bitch”

  11. Lizzie Ann Reply

    Where you at 3 4th and 5th where you wanna go 45th and 6th 11 up and 1 over you simple bitch 😂😂😂

  12. Brian Grimaldi Reply

    "you've seen this shit?! This home alone lost in New York shit? It's a grid system motherfucker!!" I love this so much

  13. Diamondte Reply

    they censored shit but not bitch???

  14. Nemnyoom Reply

    there is a HORSE. LOOSE. IN THE DOGGY DAYCARE

  15. Agent 8 Reply

    “THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!”

  16. Hannah Gause Reply

    i know isss joke yes i laughed but to answer the question telling a horse shhh is really calming for hem my horse has anxiety and i have to tell her to shhh to help her calm down

  17. NEW NEW NWO 4-LIFE Reply

    This proves Americans will laugh at any bullshit. What part is funny? My babysitter was 3 years older than me isn't that funny? 🤔😑😑😑😑😑

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